so a guy gave his friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. sadly, no pun in ten did.
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
she didnt break the fourth wall she motherfucking punched a hole in it
liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret
whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids
what sorcery is this
did you just
no thats actually what it is. why do you think “black dont crack”?
Water repelling clothes, right?
Made of hydrophobic materials so water just beads up and falls off.
Yes thank you google, how did you know that the very first option I wanted was a Starbucks that’s two and a half thousand miles away good job google