DO U EVER JUST REMEMBER SOMEONE WHO PRETTY MUCH FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE AND THEN UR LIKE WOW I WAS SO FUCKING STUPID TO ALLOW THEM INTO MY LIFE FOR A STARTERS WHY DIDN’T I PUNCH THEM IN THE FACE WHILE I HAD THE CHANCE I’M GLAD THEY ARE GONE BY NOW
life would be 99% better if the lord of the rings soundtrack played in the background
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
You ain’t having none of Munchlax’s fine piece of hot ass.
im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets
We all have that one awkward couple at school
when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills
That was FUCKED up
This nigga was a straight stoner
Come, sit down.
his eyes say ‘bedroom’, but his hands say ‘hospital’
i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth
she’s waiting for the salsa
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
Is today like national twin day or something I’ve seen like 10 twins
Ah yes, National Twin Day. The annual holiday where the second born twin is let out of the house.